Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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