So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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