chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Buhtt sex?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Randomize
