Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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