On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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