that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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