Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Dear god my vagina.
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