I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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