Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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