White coat. Heels.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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