On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it was like his penis was on wheels.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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