Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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