Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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