I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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