i don't plan on having that self control this summer
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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