so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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