Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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