return my video game
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My legs feel like baby dolphins
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
