its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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