she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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