One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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