Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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