I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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