Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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