Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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