Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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