the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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