Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i came on her dog
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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