Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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