why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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