Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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