If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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