She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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