If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize