Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Pooping to opera.
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