then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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