Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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