Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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