She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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