as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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