i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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