So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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