hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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