Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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