Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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