Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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