omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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