he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Operation Purity has been aborted
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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