Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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