Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Congratulations! We have a period
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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