Porn is love you can see.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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