How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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