everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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