we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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