I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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