I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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