that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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