need another drink. this is the easiest way
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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